so my friend texted me like “have you heard of this guy hunter hayes” and I read the text while reblogging stuff onto my hunter hayes blog while listening to hunter hayes with the hunter hayes merch store open in another tab and I picked up my phone and texted her back like “yeah he’s cool”
AND THEN SATAN SAID:
"Put the Alphabet in math."
hunter hayes is ugly
I think Hunter is so perfect like even if he took a shit on my lawn I would be like “aww”
- Mom: "hunter Hayes is doing the ice water challenge"
- Me: "lord fucking knows he won't be shirtless"
- Mom: "no he's actually naked"
- Me: *cackles* "how stupid do you think I am!?!"